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玲记在心: MARRIAGE CAN BE FUN !‏!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008

玲记在心: MARRIAGE CAN BE FUN !‏!

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour !
Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure ! What are my choices ?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why ?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you ?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, what other problem can be greater than this one ?
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet !
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly married man asked his wife' Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune ? '
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, ' I'd have married you,
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE ! '
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Father to son after exam: Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.
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